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19 June 2011 @ 01:13 am
LoverBot - 01/?? - KhunYoung - 2PM  


Title: LoverBot
Author(s): tokidokiko
Pairing(s): Nichkhun/Wooyoung - KhunYoung
Genre: AU - Sci-Fi, Comedy, Romance(??)
Rating: PG
Summary: Wooyoung's friend, Junho, for some reason ordered a LoverBot (aka a lover that's a robot) from online as an early birthday gift for him. But after checking the the wrong gender box the LoverBot turned out to be male. Wooyoung is not impressed, especially when the LoverBot kept trying to be intimate with him. The LoverBot's name is Nichkhun.








"Junho, did you order something online again?" Wooyoung began his complaint on the phone to his friend on the other line.

"Um, why you ask?" Junho answered innocently.

"Because there's a big metal container in the middle of my living room floor, and I don't remember ever ordering something like this. Plus your name is on the order slip." Wooyoung was looking at the order form that came with the package. "But why's my name in the recipient line?"

"Oh, it came already!" Junho sounded giddy. "You didn't open it yet, did you?"

Wooyoung raised his eyebrow at the question. "No. Why would I?"

"Great! Just wait for me. I'm coming over." Junho hung up before Wooyoung could say anything more.

Within two minutes Junho arrived at Wooyoung's place. No surprise since he lived in the same building and on the same floor as his friend just down the hall. "Wow, it is a big metal container." He gawked.

"We've established that. Now what the heck is it for?" Wooyoung asked, a little annoyed that this big thing has taken up half his living room space. Plus it kicked his feet a couple times just trying to get around it.

"Happy birthday!" Junho suddenly cheered.

Wooyoung looked at him from the corner of his eyes. "My birthday isn't in six months."

"Oh, right. Okay, fine." Junho gave up the act but kept on a smile. "Wooyoung, do you remember a couple weeks ago you said how you wished you had a girlfriend?"

"Yea? Don't tell me there's one in there." Wooyoung said it as a joke. But Junho took out a metal crowbar from behind his back out of nowhere and grinned.

"Whoa, what the hell!?" Wooyoung away a bit as Junho tried to open the big metal container with the crowbar.

When it did open Wooyoung was freaked by the sight of a body wrapped in plastic. "OH MY GAWD!" He jumped backwards into the safety of his couch.

Junho looked carefully at the body in the big metal container. "Ahh sh*t!" he cursed. "It's male. I ordered a female."

Wooyoung peeked over a sofa cushion he was holding on to. "Junho, please tell me that's a mannequin."

"It's not a mannequin. It's a LoverBot." Junho pulled some of the plastic away from the body.

Feeling it seems safe now Wooyoung went over to take a closer look at the specimen in the metal container again. "What's a LoverBot?"

"Just touch it," Junho said, like it's the simplest thing.

Wooyoung hesitated at first then went to poke the side of the LoverBot's cheek and felt its brownish hair. Then he snapped back. "It feels like a real person." And he had a thought. "Wait, Lover-Bot. Ro-Bot. It's a robot?"

"Yup, I was online shopping a couple nights ago and saw this pop-ad and it made me think of you. And it even said there's a 2-month free trial. So I ordered one for you," Junho said all proudly.

"Okay, I just got one question." Actually Wooyoung had a lot of questions but he really wanted to ask this one first. "Why did you order me a male LoverBot?"

"Wait a minute okay." Junho shuffled around the big metal container and found the order form. "Damn, I checked the wrong gender container."

"You idiot," Wooyoung mumured.

"So what do you want to do with it?" Junho asked, without a motive.

"I'm not doing anything with it," Wooyoung vented. "Not even if it were a female. The thought of having a robot lover is just crazy and creepy."

"Okay, okay, I get it." Junho waved his hands like it was going to calm the other down. "Let me just check on their return policy." Junho looked around the container, but Wooyoung was the one who found something. "Did you find it?"

"To begin boot up, give your LoverBot a kiss." Wooyoung had apparently found the instruction manual.

"You want to start him up?" Junho stretched his head, confused.

"NO," Wooyoung blurted. "I don't know." Then he thought about it. "I haven't seen a robot that looks so much like a real human before. It's like something right out of the movies."

"You want to try turn it on?" Junho smiled nervously. "Cuz now I'm kind of curious too."

"Alright, then you kiss it," Wooyoung suggested.

"Me? Why not you? I gave him to you. Unless you're scared," Junho challenged the other.

"I'm not scared," Wooyoung said, since he wasn't the type to back down easily.

"Then do it." Junho pushed the other towards the body in the container.

"I'm going," Wooyoung said before glaring back at his friend. He turned back to the LoverBot in front of him. Taking a deep breath, Wooyoung then leaned in and gave it a peck on the cheek before quickly backing away. Afterwards he just stared at it along with Junho by his side. "Nothing's happening."

"Maybe you need to kiss him on the lips," Junho suggested.

"NO WAY!" Wooyoung hit Junho hard on the shoulder for coming up with that idea. Although he had to wonder. "You think that'll work better?"

Junho shrugged. "Try."

"This is so wrong," Wooyoung said, but he was moving closer to the Loverbot again. Just when he was puckering up his lips ready to go these shiny big brown eyes where staring back at him. "AHH!" Wooyoung screamed and he ran when the completly nude LoverBot (the rest of the plastic and wrapping previously covered its other parts) got out from its container.

Junho was screaming too. "AHH, IT'S ALIVE!" While he hid behind the couch as it approached him. "Please don't kill me," he begged but the LoverBot didn't seemed to be interested in him and walked away.

Wooyoung came back to the living room to have the LoverBot come towards him this time. "Stop." He put his hand up. "Don't come any closer. Put these on first." Wooyoung threw a grey hoodie and matching pair of tracker pants at him then turned his head away to not watch.

"You are so caring, my love," said a voice.

"My love?" Wooyoung turned to look back at the now fully clothed being that just came out from the big metal container.

"Yes, my love," the being answered him.

"Stop calling me that." Wooyoung frowned.

"My darling." The LoverBot tried another nickname.

Wooyoung made a face. "Eww, no."

The LoverBot tried this time with a smile. "Honey."

"I'm not a bee." Wooyoung thought this was getting weird.

But the LoverBot continued.. "Sweetie."

Wooyoung gave up. "My name is Jang Wooyoung."

"Jang Wooyoung. Nice to meet you, Wooyoung. You are so cute I want to hug you." The LoverBot had a big smile as he approached the other.

"Wait, don't come any closer." Wooyoung kept backing up until he was in the next adjacent room which was his open kitchen. No matter because the LoverBot still captured him in the end.

"Sorry to interrupt." Junho finally came out from his shock and had walked to the door. "But I have early class tomorrow so I better get going. Bye."

"Hey, don't go, Junho, you traitor!" Wooyoung shout, while still trapped in the LoverBot's embrace.

"Sorry," Junho mouth as he dashed out the door.

So Wooyoung was left alone in the arms of a LoverBot which he can't bring himself to look at in the face. Plus there was this awkward feeling. "It's strange, you're warm. I thought robots are suppose to be cold and hard."

"My body has an internal heater and my outer layer is part silicone," the LoverBot replied.

"I see." Wooyoung didn't really excepted an answer like that or any. "Now can you let go of me?" He began to struggle to get out.

It obediently released Wooyoung. "Will you go out with me?" it said and blinked.

"You got to be kidding me." This was too weird for Wooyoung, and he was starting to get tired. "It's late I'm going to sleep."

"Can I sleep with you?" the LoverBot asked.

Wooyoung had a straight answer for that. "NO. You are staying in the living room tonight." He scretched his head, frustrated. "Tomorrow I'm figuring out how to return you."

"Are we breaking up?" it asked with a sad, and rather cute face.

That cute face gave Wooyoung goosebumps. "Yes, good night," he replied, then went into his bedroom and shut the door behind him. Wooyoung proceed to fall back on his bed. "Please let me wake up tomorrow and have this be just some weird dream."





Notes: Please comment if you like the story because usually if I don't see a lot of comments I just throw the story into my fanfic graveyard never to be continued again. Thank you for reading!



 
 
 
sannidhyessannidhyes on June 19th, 2011 11:56 am (UTC)
Whoah!!!
Continue it. Really.
I can't wait to read more.
tokidokikotokidokiko on June 27th, 2011 01:13 pm (UTC)
Thank you for reading and commenting!

LoverBot 2 >> [ HERE ]
estrelas141201 on June 19th, 2011 12:01 pm (UTC)
Hi..did you post this fic in asianfanfics.com too? It seem interesting...update yo!..:D
tokidokikotokidokiko on June 27th, 2011 01:14 pm (UTC)
Yup, it's at asianfanfics.com too!~

Thank you for reading and commenting!

LoverBot 2 >> [ HERE ]
Gabrielle De Los Reyespleu16 on June 19th, 2011 12:15 pm (UTC)
Absolute Boyfraaan. XD this is definitely interesting XD
tokidokikotokidokiko on June 27th, 2011 01:15 pm (UTC)
yup, it is!

Thank you for reading and commenting!

LoverBot 2 >> [ HERE ]
dv bbdevelei on June 19th, 2011 12:37 pm (UTC)
Can't wait to see how this will turn out. The endless possibilities of a horny!Nichkhun...
Gabrielle De Los Reyespleu16 on June 19th, 2011 12:46 pm (UTC)
Too bad there isn't a like button on LJ... but I would have liked your comment because it is full of horny. XD
dv bbdevelei on June 20th, 2011 11:55 am (UTC)
Thank you. Thank you. *bows*:D

The amazing benefits of having a secret account... you can write out all your horny kinky thoughts without feeling ashamed. ;)

But really. I can just imagine Nichkhun just... oh god. Jumping Wooyoung because the manual says that doll must be used within 3 days or it will self-destruct or something LOL. Nichkhun doesn't want to die and Wooyoung doesn't want to have sex. rawr.
tokidokikotokidokiko on June 27th, 2011 01:16 pm (UTC)
hehe XD

Thank you for reading and commenting!

LoverBot 2 >> [ HERE ]
complicated0403complicated0403 on June 19th, 2011 01:03 pm (UTC)
like it....
update soon...
tokidokikotokidokiko on June 27th, 2011 01:16 pm (UTC)
Thank you for reading and commenting!

LoverBot 2 >> [ HERE ]
muciwoomuciwoo on June 19th, 2011 01:05 pm (UTC)
update please!!! ^_^
tokidokikotokidokiko on June 27th, 2011 01:16 pm (UTC)
Thank you for reading and commenting!

LoverBot 2 >> [ HERE ]
cause i cant forget your love ♥dreamoscope on June 19th, 2011 01:16 pm (UTC)
oh wow this is a very interesting concept.
really keen to see how it unfolds so please do continue it :)
tokidokikotokidokiko on June 27th, 2011 01:16 pm (UTC)
Thank you for reading and commenting!

LoverBot 2 >> [ HERE ]
unlikelyu: Woo Young 2unlikelyu on June 19th, 2011 02:57 pm (UTC)
i LOVE IT!!!
u need to update soon...
now all kind of things.. *dirty things..
if u know what i mean.. LOL**
am dying to know what happens next
tokidokikotokidokiko on June 27th, 2011 01:17 pm (UTC)
hehe, it'll get there eventually xP

Thank you for reading and commenting!

LoverBot 2 >> [ HERE ]
JunHo'sBootyCalldevilslover422 on June 19th, 2011 03:10 pm (UTC)
putting in mems cuz i gotta go to work!!!! but ILL BE BACK!!! *raises thumb in the air* lol
JunHo'sBootyCalldevilslover422 on June 26th, 2011 01:03 am (UTC)
omg i finally made it back. lol this soooo cute!!!!! i was dying from laughter~!!!1 khun is soo cute and so is junho and wooyoung!!!! im sooo excited for this!! lol

i need next chapter!!!
tokidokikotokidokiko on June 27th, 2011 01:18 pm (UTC)
thank you for coming back ^^


LoverBot 2 >> [ HERE ]
cipherstar: KY - specscipherstar on June 19th, 2011 03:43 pm (UTC)
continue~~~~~~
plleeeeeaassseee >.<

"My darling." The LoverBot tried another nickname.
Wooyoung made a face. "Eww, no."

lol..woo..baby..you're being mean..haha
tokidokikotokidokiko on June 27th, 2011 01:19 pm (UTC)
yea, Woo is going to be a bit mean stubborn in this fic

Thank you for reading and commenting!

LoverBot 2 >> [ HERE ]
pynxei15pynxei15 on June 19th, 2011 04:36 pm (UTC)
DO NOT THROW THIS STORY AWAY!!!!! it's really original, and quite awesome. :)
thanks for the fic.
tokidokikotokidokiko on June 27th, 2011 01:19 pm (UTC)
Thank you for reading and commenting!

LoverBot 2 >> [ HERE ]
Booba91booba91 on June 19th, 2011 06:08 pm (UTC)
this seems interesting..i really like it~

please continue :]
tokidokikotokidokiko on June 27th, 2011 01:19 pm (UTC)
Thank you for reading and commenting!

LoverBot 2 >> [ HERE ]
ALIali_mena on June 20th, 2011 02:57 am (UTC)
omg!
I love the plot a lot :D
"Are we breaking up?" awwwwww found this cute x)
Hope you continue it soon, I'll be waiting to read Wooyoung's and his new gift adventures for sure xD
tokidokikotokidokiko on June 27th, 2011 01:20 pm (UTC)
Thank you for reading and commenting!

LoverBot 2 >> [ HERE ]
janghorvejkuljanghorvejkul on June 20th, 2011 03:33 am (UTC)
Please write more :DD write the 2nd part :DDDDD
tokidokikotokidokiko on June 27th, 2011 01:20 pm (UTC)
Thank you for reading and commenting!

LoverBot 2 >> [ HERE ]
mylittleisland on June 20th, 2011 06:56 am (UTC)
puahaha xD love it so far! keep on writing! xD
and make khun one dirty horny beast pls ;D kekeke

gotto love tormenting lil wooyoung a little, x]


tokidokikotokidokiko on June 27th, 2011 01:21 pm (UTC)
i shall scribble that in my notes ^_^

Thank you for reading and commenting!

LoverBot 2 >> [ HERE ]
priss_aoe: wooyoung khunpriss_aoe on June 20th, 2011 04:24 pm (UTC)
omg, i hope you continue this!!!
i love it!!!
it was very nice, and junho running away at the first opportunity jeje
it was nice, i wnat to see what's next!!!
tokidokikotokidokiko on June 27th, 2011 01:22 pm (UTC)
Junho will be showing up quite a bit too

Thank you for reading and commenting!

LoverBot 2 >> [ HERE ]
eunhye_foxeunhye_fox on June 20th, 2011 06:55 pm (UTC)
more...
.____. please *^^* i like it.
tokidokikotokidokiko on June 27th, 2011 01:22 pm (UTC)
Thank you for reading and commenting!

LoverBot 2 >> [ HERE ]
orangeecaramel on June 21st, 2011 02:30 am (UTC)
this is a really interesting storyline :D
please update soon <3
tokidokikotokidokiko on June 27th, 2011 01:22 pm (UTC)
Thank you for reading and commenting!

LoverBot 2 >> [ HERE ]
jsookjsook on June 22nd, 2011 12:05 am (UTC)
Where can I order a Taec LoverBot, >:3
tokidokikotokidokiko on June 27th, 2011 01:25 pm (UTC)
Taec LoverBot have caused excessive nosebleed therefore have been discontinued~ xP

Thank you for reading and commenting!

LoverBot 2 >> [ HERE ]
Barbora: 닉쿤・Khunstarhush_narumi on June 23rd, 2011 09:15 pm (UTC)
Aaaah, please, do continue! It reminds me of the mangas Zettai Kareshi or Love Neco so much, that's great 8D I really like this kind of concept~

I hope you'll continue ._.
tokidokikotokidokiko on June 27th, 2011 01:27 pm (UTC)
I was actually inspired by Zettai Kareshi~
Oww, and I've read Love Neco too ^^

Thank you for reading and commenting!

LoverBot 2 >> [ HERE ]
sillykilljoyssillykilljoys on August 8th, 2011 02:14 pm (UTC)
OWH SHIT. AHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS ADORABLE. SO. FREAKING. ADORABLE. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOWW. AHHH WOO JUST ACCEPT KHUN'S LOVE. ACCEPT IT AND HAVE A SMUTTASTIC TIME AND ;oerng[aoiwern;lsegijas[oijg sorry I'm such a perv. ^-^
Ranranoshi_ai on September 5th, 2011 11:50 am (UTC)
while not a big fan of khunwoo, i am actually pretty fond of this concept, I want to see where it goes from here xD off to chapter 2~

lol at junho abandoning wooyoung with the lover from uncanny valley.
wooyoung, be grateful to your friend, nickhun must've costed a lot :DD