Pairing(s): All Main - KhunYoung, JunBros, TaecChan
Genre: Comedy, Romance(??)
Summary: The 2PM boys are stranded on a deserted island. Now what would happen when they are forced to pair off with the person they least want to be with?
MUST READ! [ Prologue ]
Day 1 (Part I)
Junho jumped up from his seat and paced around the island in a panic. "Where is everyone? the crew, the lights, the cameras?"
"They didn't leave us did they?" Wide-eyed and mouth open, Junsu was too shocked to even move.
"Taecyeon, wake up." Chansung was hitting the chest of Ok Taecyeon, who was still napping on a hamock hung between two coconut trees.
"Huh, what?" Taecyeon moaned in his sleep.
"What's going on?" Nichkhun was confused by this whole thing and it's all shown in his lost-puppy expression at the moment.
Wooyoung suddenly walked out from behind some bushes holding a portable DVD player in his hand. "Hey, I found something?"
Everyone gathered around in a circle before Wooyoung pressed the play button. In a blink of an eye JYP appeared on the small screen.
"Hello, boys. You're all probably wondering what's going on right now. Well, for the past few weeks I've heard you guys whining to the staff about wanting a vacation. Especially, sleepy-eyes over there."
Everyone immediately looked at Taecyeon with his half-open eyelids and barely hanging on to Chansung for support.
"Get off me." Chansung was nudging the other with his shoulder.
JYP continued. "For that reason I've sent you all off to this photoshoot on a deserted island, then I told all the crew to leave without you guys afterwords while you all were asleep."
"What the fu*k? My phone isn't connecting," Junsu announced.
"This is a hidden camera show, isn't it?" Junho asked, hopefully.
JYP went on in the DVD. "No, this is not a hidden camera show. There are no cameras, no recorders, no paparazzi, or stalker fans following you. This is your chance to take a real vacation."
Wooyoung frowned. "How long are we going to be here?"
JYP smiled. "In three days a boat will come to pick you up."
Nichkhun was a little nervous as each of their questions were answered. "B-but where are we going to stay? Sleep?"
JYP waved his hands. "Don't worry. There are tents and sleeping bags behind the bushes."
"I think I found them." Taecyeon, who was finally awake, dragged out three large blue drawstring bags."
Chansung grabbed one of them and started pulling out its contents. "But there's only three small tents and sleeping bags.
"Do we have to share?" Junho got a hold of one of the bags and got out a sleeping bag.
Junsu looked at Junho unrolling the sleeping bag. "These can fit like two people."
Wooyoung looked around. "How about food?"
"And water?" Nichkhun added.
"If you need food and water there are animals living on the island. There are also fruits all around. And if you are thirsty there is a spring. You are in the middle of the ocean go fish. Do I even have to tell you these things?" JYP said to the 2PM boys through the small screen.
"You say this isn't a hidden camera show, but how are you answering all our questions?" Junho asked, suspiciously.
JPY laughed, almost evilly. "Have a good vacation boys." Then by the wave of his hand the screen went black.
Wooyoung made a face. "This so 'Gee Gee' (dirty)."
"What are we suppose to do now?" Chansung asked with look of complete confusion.
"Let's start with sleeping arrangements," Taecyeon suddenly declared. "Who wants to choose first?"
"I take Wooyoung." Junsu practically shouted with his unnecessarily loud voice.
At the same time Chansung raised his hand. "Wooyoung."
And just nearby Nichkhun waved his hand. "Wooyoungie."
"Oh, wow! Ok, Mr. Popular who you want to be with?" Taecyeon smiled while obviously looking at Wooyoung.
"Wait a minute." Junho interrupted all of a sudden. "Why does Taecyeon sound like an MC right now?"
"Do I?" Taecyeon was grinning wildly at a particular direction like something should be there.
"He sure is acting like one," Wooyoung added. "And where are you looking, man?
"Well, someone has to run the show." Taecyeon smiled widely while wiggling his eyebrows at no one in particular.
"What show?" Chansung asked mildly, palms up and arms spread out. "We're in the middle of nowhere."
"Hey, hey, hey!" Junsu waved his hand vigorously. "Can we just move on with this? Wooyoung, who do you want to sleep with?"
Junho shook his head and had to cut in. "Wait, wait, wait that sounds wrong."
Taecyeon joined in with his own overreaction. "Junsu-yah!"
Chansung was a little alarmed too. "Hyung!"
"That's not what I meant." Junsu was flailing. "What do you guys think I am?"
"I wonder too." Junho mumbled, but not to be heard.
"Well, it's not gonna be Junsu," Wooyoung said curtly.
"Wae?" Junsu asked, wide-eyed.
"First of all what you just said," Wooyoung pointed out with emphasis. "And hyung, you smell and you snore loud. Your sleeping face doesn't look so good either."
"Hey!" Junsu raised hand up ready to hit his dongsaeng.
Wooyoung dodged it with his quick reflexes. "Chansung. NO."
Chansung was wide-eyed. "What did I do?"
"In the three years I've shared the living room with you, I've experienced being - suffocated, smothered, choked, and groped," Wooyoung said, as he counted out the reasons with his fingers.
Taecyeon tried to control his laugh along with everyone else. "So your choice is Nichkhun?"
Wooyoung puffed out his cheeks then exhaled. "I guess..."
"Well, don't sound so excited," Nichkhun said sarcastically, but still managed to smile.
"Okay, KhunYoung couple." Taecyeon clapped is hands with a big toothy grin, being way to excited. "Now, who's next?"
Junho automatically raised his hand.
"Yes, Junho?" Taecyeon pointed.
"After what Wooyoung said I don't want Junsu or Chansung either," Junho started off.
"YAH!" Junsu and Chansung responded in unison.
"So Junho you want to be with me?" Taecyeon wiggled his brow greasily at his bandmate.
Junho made a face, a bit disgusted.
"I have an idea." Wooyoung jumped in. "How about Junho and Taecyeon rock-paper-scissor. Whoever loses gets Junsu."
"Yah! When did I become something bad?" Junsu protested.
Chansung and Nichkhun just remains quiet through this little scene with some laughs along the way in expense of their friends. While in the background Taecyeon and Junho was already in the middle of their rock-paper-scissor battle.
Eventually, Junho yelled, "NOOO!" which signified his defeat.
"Junbros couple," Taecyeon announced while he did his victory dance - a.k.a. the MJ moon walk. "And Chansung's with me," he added at the end.
"What are we called anyway?" Chansung was wondering as he followed Taecyeon.
"TaecChan couple." Taecyeon was looking at the instructions to the tent.
Chansung started laying out the tubes for putting up their tent. "I thought we'd be called The Two Giants."
"That too. Hmm, pass me that one." Taecyeon pointed at two long curved tubes next to Chansung's left foot. "But they say TaecChan has a better ring to it."
"They?" Chansung was kind of just staring while Taecyeon was trying to stick the tubes into the tent.
"The TaecChan shippers. There's not a lot of them though. Understandable since it is you and me after all. Can you pass me those other four too?" Taecyeon was seated on the ground waving his hand, trying to point at the remain tubes behind the other.
"What do you mean?" Chansung grabbed them and decided to finally help Taecyeon put up the tent.
"'We're not compatible. Neither of us can be the pretty one," Taecyeon said curtly, as he crawled inside their tent to see inside.
Chansung made an odd face since he wasn't sure if what the other say was suppose to be a joke or an insult. Then he joined Taecyeon, who was already laying down in the tent.
... Day 1 (Part II) - To be continued >>>